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Did you see the caribou? No but I herd about it

I was going to say a gay joke, butt f*ck it.

Where does the king keep his army? Up his sleevy.

I want to have a photographic memory, but it hasn't developed yet!

What was wrong with the tree car? It woodn't go!

Know any good chemistry jokes? Na.

What do you call a paddle without parents? An Orephan!

What did Ghaddafi say before the rebels shot him? Ghaddaf me!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? He always drops the bass.

Why did the fat blonde go to the paint store? She heard she could get thinner there.

How do fish entertain themselves? Having a game of cods.

I understood Inception in my dreams.

Why did the poker dealer quit his job? He couldn't get a raise.